Outrage!

17 June
In Bali today Schapelle Corby was sentenced to a slow death by gradual mediocre rice consumption in a case that has outraged Australian lynch mobs everywhere. In turn the many outraged Australians, who have misspelt letters and emails have outraged now balding english teachers everywhere-
"this non-since must stop" and
"Do they think we are stupit"
being two examples of the many attrocities against english.

The strong defence case "I didn't do it" - fell on deaf ears (also beady little eyes and irregular teeth).
Outside the court later Rachelle-May Wilson(and something french sounding stuck on the end) from the Gold Coast had this to say-
"The bloody mongrels. They didn't even have hamburgers till we came over here.. They dismissed our case so.. dismissively ....I mean.. .why would she bring coals over here anyway?"
Even hearsay testimony from a convicted rapist failed to sway the inscrutable and shifty indonesians.

In Australia the controversy widened amid calls to boycott media personality Derryn Hinch, who has suggested that the massive public support for Schapelle Corby is based on the fact that she is 'young and pretty' something the defence team strenously denies.
"He hasn't seen her without her makeup on"


Meanwhile the 'rat infested' prosecution case is based upon a load of real evidence and the incidental fact that Corby was caught 'red-handed' with the marijuana.
The scandalous assertion that 'our Schapelle' should have noticed that her bag, containing relatively light-weight items, was 4.5 kilograms heavier is easily explained by the fact that she is, in fact, training to become a beauty therapist and is therefore uncommonly strong.

"I wouldn't have noticed it" said Brian Mullet a blind, deaf, quadraplegic torso from
queensland who has lost all his senses except for his sense of outrage. Overlooked in the rush to judgement on the judgement were Bali Chief Judge Linton Sirait's glaring omissions when he discussed the perils of Marijuana.
The neglected Marijuana hazards include:
- The pathological advancement of the criminal association of desparate food groups.
Pickles, peanut butter, jam, cheese, honey, a whole duck - often all forced together in the same sandwich.
- The epidemic loss of car keys.
- Causing people to enjoy terrible science fiction movies with outlandish plots:
Exhibit a - Star Trek IV - "A giant chocolate log has come to earth to resume a conversation it once had with a whale. If that fails to happen, the world will be destroyed. Kirk and Spock go back in time to find a whale that speaks chocolate fluently"
Exhibit b - Anything with Vin Deisel in it.

Here the unholy convergence 0f Marijuana, Man and Movie not so much 'suspends' disbelief as kidnaps it, throws it in someone else's luggage and sends it to Bali for a hol